Problem 10

Announced in two parts

Author — Attributed to Grothendieck and Mirzakhani. The Institute has never said in what proportion.

Classification — Unknowable

Status — Open.

The first part is the loneliness conjecture.

The second part is whether anyone can get Banana to open up.

Banana does not know the problem was announced. Banana and Dugong share a beanbag, which the Institute declines to treat as evidence either way.

Offprint — The Institute declines to state.